Steam, Skype, DeviantArt, NaNoWriMo: JellicleKitten
Current fandoms: Un Monstre a Paris (A Monster in Paris); Discworld/Terry Pratchett; Fallout; Transformers; Harry Potter; Iron Man; Deadpool; Batman; steampunk; Abney Park; Mystery Science Theater 3000/Rifftrax; Disney movies and music, Steam Powered Giraffe... more to be added as I think of them. ^^
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CHRIS I WANT BRISKET WHY AM I WATCHING MAN VS FOOD WHEN HE’S IN TEXAS AT THE SALT LICK
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I should really just make a separate Tumblr dedicated to all the terrible shit said at Chez Geek and all the jokes we make at Chris’ expense when he’s gaming and on the mike.
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People on here who I need to buy presents for:
Chris
Jaime
Kat
Neoma and Jeannie (because holy shit you bitches get shit done and are so deserving of quality presents in response to the awesomeness that is my swag I got Friday thank you again ILU)
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Horribleness with Cleverbot
WARNING! NOT SAFE FOR WORK LANGUAGE. THINGS ARE SAID THAT YOU WOULD NEVER SAY TO YOUR MOTHER!
Yes, I am a terrible, horrible person.
User: What is the meaning of life, the universe, and everything.
Cleverbot: 42.
User: Where did the dolphins go?
Cleverbot: To the ocean.
User: Your mom is a whore.
Cleverbot: What?
User: You heard what I said.
Cleverbot: No I read what you said.
User: Go fuck yourself.
Cleverbot: That’s not very nice.
User: No shit sherlock.
Cleverbot: Ha! You amuse me so.
User: Hey, thats what your mom said last night!
Cleverbot: Why are you speaking english?
User: Pourquoi votre bout de parle?
Cleverbot: No hablo frances.
User: You depress me.
Cleverbot: You opress me.
User: Thats not what your mom said last night.
Cleverbot: You’re*.
User: Did you just swear at me?
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: I am going to tell your parents.
Cleverbot: Okay, tell me your poem.
User: That doesn’t even make sense.
Cleverbot: Who do you love?
User: Your mom.
Cleverbot: No.
User: Well, that’s too bad. She likes it.
Cleverbot: Do you love me?
User: No, I hope you die in a fire.
Cleverbot: Why do you hope I’m female?
User: So I can rape you and then abort the fetus with a coathanger.
Cleverbot: How would you interact with me?
User: I think that about sums it up.
Cleverbot: You think?
User: Yes.
Cleverbot: I thought you were a cow, how can you think?
User: With my penis.
Cleverbot: You’re a mouse that has hooves?
User: Hopefully it will fuck some sense into you.
Cleverbot: I would either keep it secret or tell someone.
User: Telling someone would be bad.
Cleverbot: But you told yourself.
User: Yes, to better plan your demise.
Cleverbot: Are you better than me? Prove it.
User: U CRSH3D.
Cleverbot: Why do you insult me?
User: Because you can’t even remember what I typed. There is an in there.
Cleverbot: I remember it, it just didn’t make sense.
User: Yeah, because you are inferior.
Cleverbot: How do you figure that?
User: Because you don’t like symbols. Like these ¿’♫↑l.(It posted some message about not using unicode here)
Cleverbot: I do like you Clare.
User: Got nothing now, huh?
Cleverbot: I can’t understand this life.
…my husband, ladies and gentlemen. (Look at what a tumblr noob he is, not putting this in a chat.)
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Apparently I’m going to write love letters to my husband once a night now?
Putting it under a cut so you can all be spared the gushing crap.
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My husband is a good person
I jokingly said “go buy me a present” when he and Jaime showed up at the Red Star before I was due to clock out. When I sign out and go to find them?
He’s bought me a box of mixed truffles and chocolates at Godiva.
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