Steam, Skype, DeviantArt, NaNoWriMo: JellicleKitten
Current fandoms: Un Monstre a Paris (A Monster in Paris); Discworld/Terry Pratchett; Fallout; Transformers; Harry Potter; Iron Man; Deadpool; Batman; steampunk; Abney Park; Mystery Science Theater 3000/Rifftrax; Disney movies and music, Steam Powered Giraffe... more to be added as I think of them. ^^
Marry someone who lets you have a bite of their brownie, even when you said you weren’t hungry. Marry someone who laughs at the same things you do. Marry someone who kisses your nose on a cold day. Marry someone who you can watch Disney movies with. Marry someone who is proud of you whether you earn £5 a week or £5,000 a week. Marry someone who you can tell everything to. Marry someone who isn’t afraid or embarrassed to hold your hand in public. Marry someone who lets you take over when decorating a cake. Marry someone who you can spend the day in Ikea with without feeling stressed. Marry someone who wraps you up inside their coat in the winter. Marry someone who accepts your fears and phobias. Marry someone who gives you butterflies every time you hear their key in the door. Marry someone who you don’t always have to shave your legs for. Marry someone who accepts you all day every day, even when you don’t look or feel your best. Marry someone who puts three sugars in your tea, despite telling them “just the two”. Marry someone who doesn’t judge you when you eat your body weight in cookies. Marry someone who doesn’t make you want to check your phone, because you know they will reply. Marry someone who waits with you to get on the train. Marry someone who understands that you need to be alone sometimes. Marry someone who gets on well with your parents and isn’t uptight about family events. Marry someone who calms you down when you get mad about stupid stuff, and never tells you it’s “only stupid stuff”. Marry someone who makes you want to be a better person. Marry someone who makes you laugh. Marry someone who you love. Marry your soulmate, your lover, your best friend.
The Deadly Sting of the Monarch
"You see, just like the flawless monarch butterfly from which I take my name, The Monarch has many ways to sting."
- 1 oz. coconut rum
- 1 oz. melon liqueur
- pineapple juice
Shake with ice, serve in a tumbler, and plot the downfall of your arch enemy.
Our Monarch tumbler can be found here.
CHRIS I HAVE FOUND YOU A THING.
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CHRIS I WANT BRISKET WHY AM I WATCHING MAN VS FOOD WHEN HE’S IN TEXAS AT THE SALT LICK
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I should really just make a separate Tumblr dedicated to all the terrible shit said at Chez Geek and all the jokes we make at Chris’ expense when he’s gaming and on the mike.
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People on here who I need to buy presents for:
Neoma and Jeannie (because holy shit you bitches get shit done and are so deserving of quality presents in response to the awesomeness that is my swag I got Friday thank you again ILU)
Halo Gangnam Style
WARNING! NOT SAFE FOR WORK LANGUAGE. THINGS ARE SAID THAT YOU WOULD NEVER SAY TO YOUR MOTHER!
Yes, I am a terrible, horrible person.
User: What is the meaning of life, the universe, and everything.
User: Where did the dolphins go?
Cleverbot: To the ocean.
User: Your mom is a whore.
User: You heard what I said.
Cleverbot: No I read what you said.
User: Go fuck yourself.
Cleverbot: That’s not very nice.
User: No shit sherlock.
Cleverbot: Ha! You amuse me so.
User: Hey, thats what your mom said last night!
Cleverbot: Why are you speaking english?
User: Pourquoi votre bout de parle?
Cleverbot: No hablo frances.
User: You depress me.
Cleverbot: You opress me.
User: Thats not what your mom said last night.
User: Did you just swear at me?
User: I am going to tell your parents.
Cleverbot: Okay, tell me your poem.
User: That doesn’t even make sense.
Cleverbot: Who do you love?
User: Your mom.
User: Well, that’s too bad. She likes it.
Cleverbot: Do you love me?
User: No, I hope you die in a fire.
Cleverbot: Why do you hope I’m female?
User: So I can rape you and then abort the fetus with a coathanger.
Cleverbot: How would you interact with me?
User: I think that about sums it up.
Cleverbot: You think?
Cleverbot: I thought you were a cow, how can you think?
User: With my penis.
Cleverbot: You’re a mouse that has hooves?
User: Hopefully it will fuck some sense into you.
Cleverbot: I would either keep it secret or tell someone.
User: Telling someone would be bad.
Cleverbot: But you told yourself.
User: Yes, to better plan your demise.
Cleverbot: Are you better than me? Prove it.
User: U CRSH3D.
Cleverbot: Why do you insult me?
User: Because you can’t even remember what I typed. There is an in there.
Cleverbot: I remember it, it just didn’t make sense.
User: Yeah, because you are inferior.
Cleverbot: How do you figure that?
User: Because you don’t like symbols. Like these ¿’♫↑l.
(It posted some message about not using unicode here)
Cleverbot: I do like you Clare.
User: Got nothing now, huh?
Cleverbot: I can’t understand this life.
…my husband, ladies and gentlemen. (Look at what a tumblr noob he is, not putting this in a chat.)
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