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I know all of you have books around you, sooooo…
“But I have to tell you that, as I trudged up the hill so late at night and all alone, I knew that God Almighty approved of me.”
“WOO-HOO!”
Just saying.
“Then he sneezed and the stuff he sneezed was thick and doughy.”
jesus christ
“But then, she had spent many weeks locked in the dark, fearing for her life.”
WELP.
“In a Democracy, or government by the people, power lies in the hands of all citizens.”
Huh
“The tree trunk creaked.”
oh, nice
“He knows the answer very well”
lol wutspread out randomly, but organized into clusters of
“si tiene preguntas sobre las políticas de devolución o cambios, consulte con su proveedor de servicio o vendedor de teléfonos.” …umm wow I guess contact your service provider if it sucked lol
“A single riveting sign that death for them would now be inevitable without beginning their quest.”
So, I flip a table and kill you instead.
Good.
“I am very much afraid that it is not.”
….how did they know i dont give anything.
“So odd the way he moved.”
Source: vonnegutphile
“You seem to have done it all right, Mr Brown” - Terry Pratchet, Hogfather Oh good lord! HAHA xD
“Beloved! Amid the earnest woes” Edgar Allan Poe likes me lmao
“Into a streamlined icon, topped by a stylized face” LOL WUT, THIS IS MY TEXT BOOK, WUT OH MY GOD
The life of a STA marine is facedown in the dirt and the muck and the waste.
“Vince cupped his hand around Hanna’s knee.” Well,
“And the proof of it is that lots of people are attracted by her.” Thank you, Dostoevsky. You are too kind.
“to 8 inches or less” … oh
“you shouldn’t eat dirt. you naughty boy”
Do plays count? If so: “What you’ll probably get is cancer of the mouth and then you’ll have to wear on of those things...
“A friend is the old old tale of Narcissus, Not to be born is the best for man; An active partner in something...
I don’t know how to explain it, swinging down Marshall in the afterglow, singing with my friends, but for just a minute...
“I always thought it was the right thing to do”
At night he had trouble sleeping- a skittish feeling- always on guard, hearing strange noises in the dark, imagining a...
“She’d taught him lots of secret things he’d never confessed to anyone.” uhm. (it’s actually talking about how a...
“Professor, why couldn’t we just Apparate directly into your old colleague’s house?” …Okay then.
“Crucify him!” they shouted. … It’s okay guys, it’s the bible.
I DIDN’T WANT TO I RESISTED BUT I CAN’T “The human body, including the brain, may be exceptionally well-organized, but...
Nature are suspended.” I’m sorry?
“Mad Joe stayed calm.” … kk
This would not be the last time hurricanes would affect my fieldwork. Okay XD
“Clearly such a blow must have been struck from behind.” O_O
“He’s English.” Well, then.
‘It has been called that before,’ he said, ‘but not by you.’ wut
‘Except one girl, who discovered a great secret’ LMFAO FUCKING DYING
“What do you come in my kitchen for, Mr. Policeman?” - A Murder Is Announced, by Agatha Christie =._.=;;;; Wow, …really?
“Wonderful” said Lestrade. … Oh my god. I think I may be dead.
“Wataru hurried to help but was met with a light smile and a, ‘It’s dangerous if you’re not used to it.’” - Only the...
“Remnants can’t survive in something dead, right?” o_0…………………………….. uhm…. uhm…. UHM…
“Sir, could I request you go away?” …oh…
“One shift clocking out, another one clocking in.” ….OHGOD…. Wait, why couldn’t it have been the fifth sentence: “And I...
“How the fuck did they find me?” Oh… okay? Too bad it wasn’t the 8th sentence. For me, that would’ve been, “Eep!”
“I should like, however, to see the matter through with you, now that I have got so far.”
Well, he had more than a few. um
“When our consciousness becomes purified of all designations, the activities we carry out with our purified senses make...
“The vengeful poet then produced a series of poems in which he recounted in the most explicit detail the sexual...
“No Rules!” Ehehehe.
“Use a soft-bristled brush in sweeping strokes all over the horse to make its coat really shine.” I wasn’t gonna bother...