The musings of a perfectly sane mind that happens to be trapped in a raving geek. You have been warned. Formerly stormsweptrose.

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15th April 2012

Photo reblogged from I'm going to kick your asterisk! with 847 notes

askanerdwhocosplays:

davestridersironicgirlfriend:

wwands:

squidmama:

fonix-ler:

sassypansexualfeferi:

magusmpreg:

mototroller:

octosquid:

thief-of-always:

vonnegutphile:

I know all of you have books around you, sooooo…
“But I have to tell you that, as I trudged up the hill so late at night and all alone, I knew that God Almighty approved of me.” 

“WOO-HOO!”
Just saying.

“Then he sneezed and the stuff he sneezed was thick and doughy.”
jesus christ 

“But then, she had spent many weeks locked in the dark, fearing for her life.”
WELP.

“In a Democracy, or government by the people, power lies in the hands of all citizens.”
Huh

“The tree trunk creaked.”
oh, nice

“He knows the answer very well”lol wut

spread out randomly, but organized into clusters of

“si tiene preguntas sobre las políticas de devolución o cambios, consulte con su proveedor de servicio o vendedor de teléfonos.” …umm wow I guess contact your service provider if it sucked lol

“A single riveting sign that death for them would now be inevitable without beginning their quest.”
So, I flip a table and kill you instead.
Good.

“I am very much afraid that it is not.”
….how did they know i dont give anything.

"So odd the way he moved."

askanerdwhocosplays:

davestridersironicgirlfriend:

wwands:

squidmama:

fonix-ler:

sassypansexualfeferi:

magusmpreg:

mototroller:

octosquid:

thief-of-always:

vonnegutphile:

I know all of you have books around you, sooooo…

“But I have to tell you that, as I trudged up the hill so late at night and all alone, I knew that God Almighty approved of me.” 

“WOO-HOO!”

Just saying.

“Then he sneezed and the stuff he sneezed was thick and doughy.”

jesus christ 

“But then, she had spent many weeks locked in the dark, fearing for her life.”

WELP.

“In a Democracy, or government by the people, power lies in the hands of all citizens.”

Huh

“The tree trunk creaked.”

oh, nice

“He knows the answer very well”
lol wut

spread out randomly, but organized into clusters of

“si tiene preguntas sobre las políticas de devolución o cambios, consulte con su proveedor de servicio o vendedor de teléfonos.” …umm wow I guess contact your service provider if it sucked lol

“A single riveting sign that death for them would now be inevitable without beginning their quest.”

So, I flip a table and kill you instead.

Good.

“I am very much afraid that it is not.”

….how did they know i dont give anything.

"So odd the way he moved."

Tagged: WELPI must be doing something right..?

Source: vonnegutphile

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